So earlier today, I was watching Reince "my parents were obviously psychic since they gave me a name indicative of being an ignorant hick" Preibus on Andrea Mitchell talking about the now Moby Dick-like comprehensive immigration reform, & lo and behold he gives a shout out to his paranoid lunatic Tea Party peeps by talking way too much about border security...

[BTW, why hasn't he been fired yet? I mean, Michael Steele sure didn't have a long tenure..and he didn't, well, TOTALLY SUCK AT HIS F**KING JOB...]

I'm so damn tired about these whackos pissing and moaning re border security...uh, we have about the most secure border in the freaking world, especially when you count that GIANT STRETCH OF DESERT where LOTS OF WOULD-BE "ILLEGALS" DIE trying to sneak into the US. 

Don't get me started about terrorism threats...there's not a lot of wannabe Muhammad Attas who have "go to Mexico and hire a hyena to NEEDLESSLY sneak across DEADLY STRETCH OF DESERT TO WAGE JIHAD AGAINST THE GREAT SATAN! MOOHOOHAHAHA!" as part of their plans, or would ever need to...

You guys wanna see what an actual insecure border looks like? Take a trip to Pakistan! Russia! China? How about INDIA?! 

[oh, right...I forget about that darn phobia of brown or brown-ish people lots of Tea Party folks tend to have...]

When I contemplate this nation's actual woes, anchor babies and Mexican families headed by "illegals" don't exactly top the list...

My silly, naive, effete liberal ass tends to think that the whole "gun toting Elmer Fudds who call themselves 'minute men' and listen to Alex Jones, Glenn Beck, & say 'Mair-ka,' and do all without the slightest sense of irony" phenom might be more problematic to the "sovereignty of our republic".* 

*[feel free to insert another wishy-washy and antiquated term favored by our fellow Americans who insist on answering every question with either a cornball Thomas Jefferson or Winston Churchill quote or an inaccurate reference/metaphor to Nazism, fascism, communism, or appeasement here].