Re recent Conservative Backlash Against Gay Marriage In Utah

A leader of the group, Uprising Against Gay Marriage [try saying that with a straight face...], and former Graham County Sheriff, Richard Mack, had this to say today regarding the legal battle and hoopla over gay marriage having recently been made legal in the great state of Utah*:

"The people of Utah have rights too, not just the homosexuals...the homosexuals are shoving their agendas down our throats..." [Emphasis added by my smarmy prick ass]

Oh, TRUST ME, Sheriff MACK:

If the wonderful homosexuals of Utah**  were shoving something down your throat, methinks you would know...

*Yes, I do mean that--despite my irrational hatred of Ann and Mitt Romney, I grew up with and have plenty of Mormon friends...
**I mean, C'MON! HOW THICK IS YOUR SKIN AND HOW TOUGH MUST YOU HAVE TO BE TO not only GROW UP GAY IN THAT STATE, but to CONTINUE TO LIVE THERE...? I am in awe of Utah's gay population...simply in awe...

With regard to Spotify...is there a way to whisper into its most benevolent of ears and ask...

"Psst...that one friend of mine? Yeah, _____? Well, among the numerous terrible life decisions they make, their taste in music perhaps the worst OF THEM...yeah, JUST AWFUL...so, if you could just be a doll and, you know...PLEASE DISREGARD anything they like...? That would be just...just...well, lovely..." 

What? Oh, like you haven't thought THE EXACT SAME THING...

So there is a god and he's apparently mad at me, as I'm watching this Chicago concert on Axs TV...I have but one question: just HOW BIG OF A BAND DOES ONE NEED TO TRULY, TRULY SUCK?

I have another question: how bad does one have to suck for me to go "Hey! Where the HELL IS PETER CETERA?"